How To Play

Get On The Piss is the full experience, it’s just like your classic board game except it’ll get you pissed. 

Roll out the bar mat and choose a bottle cap as your game piece. Shuffle the black special cards and deal out 3 to each player, then shuffle the white piss up cards and place them on the game mat. Keep your black cards hidden! 

The player that spent the most money on drinks that night will roll the dice first to move. You must complete the action of the space you land on. When a player lands on a ‘Pick up a piss up card’, they must pick up a white card and read it to the group. This piss up card will only apply to the player reading it, they must give/take the number of sips on the card. 

While all the players take turns rolling and moving along the board, don’t forget about your black special cards because this is where the game gets spicy. Special cards can only be used when someone tries to give you sips. Make sure to read your special cards carefully as each card has its own special rules.

The first player to reach the finish space wins and ends the game. The remaining players must then take sips in relation to what position they finished in (1st takes 1 sip, 2nd takes 2, etc). The player in last place, regardless of how many players are playing, must finish the rest of their drink. Cheers!

Piss Up is the game to get some good chats flowing. Use the bar mat as a coaster and give the white piss up cards a good shuffle.

Every player will take turns pulling and reading a card from the deck. Again, the player that spent the most money on drinks that night starts.

When playing with just the cards, the piss up card will apply to everyone playing, not just the person reading it. If the card relates to you, you can give out or take the number of sips on the card.

Everyone’s a winner in this game mode, because you’ll all get drunk. 

Drink responsibly!